Yul and Judy: The Dance of Deliverance, the Gospel of Quick Exit, and the Joy of WinbigIotto
By Chukwumandi Ogulu
They said some people were born to dance. Some were born to act. A few were created to inspire. But rare are those who combine all these traits and still find time to help people pass into the great beyond with rhythm, laughter, and perfectly timed legwork. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the humanitarian duo of our time—Yul Edochie and Judy Austin, patron saints of quick exits and apostles of televised deliverance.
They are joy givers on this space. You may not like their dance steps. You may hate their boldness. You may be allergic to their love. But hear me clearly: anyone who hates them for no good reason is a cursed fellow—an accursed being, cursed not with thunder, but with chronic bitterness and spiritual acid reflux. For how can you hate people who are simply giving out joy for free? How can you mock a couple that just helped thousands of souls rest in peace with nothing but a dance and a WinbigIotto contract?
Let’s unpack this blessing slowly, like a nurse removing IV drips from a now-deceased patient.
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When news broke yesterday that Yul Edochie, the actor-turned-cleric-turned-lover boy, had bagged a mega-million Naira endorsement deal with WinbigIotto, the internet shook like a government hospital generator during NEPA seizure. Screenshots flew across WhatsApp groups. Bloggers screamed. Critics barked. Fans danced. And then came the unexpected twist—the dance of the deliverers.
Yul and Judy, in their characteristic disregard for public opinion and social media morality police, dropped a victory dance video so powerful, it cut across all realms—physical and spiritual. Some said the dance was hilarious. Some called it unnecessary. But the real ones, those who operate on a higher plane of consciousness, knew that what they had witnessed was not just a dance—it was a ritual of release.
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Picture this. You are in a hospital bed. You’ve been there for weeks. Doctors have tried. Nurses have tried. Your family members have prayed, fasted, and even tried alternative medicine. Nothing worked. You’re trapped in a half-life of pain and hopelessness. Each time the nurse peeps through the curtain, it’s not to check vitals but to check if you’re finally gone. But alas—you are still breathing.
Then suddenly, someone from the ward turns their phone screen to you. “See what Yul and Judy just posted!” And there it is. That dance. That uncoordinated movement of joy and audacity. That wig-shifting, waist-bending, eye-twitching choreography that defies physics. And as your eyes lock in on Judy’s hip sway and Yul’s joyous bounce, a sudden peace descends. Your body relaxes. Your spirit unhooks. You kpai.
It was not death by disease. It was deliverance by dance.
If you found yourself watching that video from a sickbed, and moments later, you found yourself floating above the hospital roof, heading toward the land of your ancestors, please don’t complain. Say a heartfelt thank you. If Facebook exists in the land of the dead, write an appreciation post. Praise Yul and Judy for accelerating your transition and saving your family from further medical bills.
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Let us now address the haters. You know yourselves. You roam from comment section to comment section, foaming at the mouth like spiritual hyenas, angry that someone is dancing, breathing, and existing in peace. You hate that Yul found joy after “betraying” your imagined fairytale. You hate that Judy dares to smile. You want them to cry so you can smile.
But you forget that joy doesn’t need your permission to be expressed. And Yul and Judy? They are givers of unsolicited joy, unprovoked happiness, and therapeutic controversy. They are the firewood that boils the soup of social media engagement. They are the reason you even open Facebook.
And so I declare: those who hate them unjustly are walking curses. May your phone always buffer during important livestreams. May your data finish whenever you try to gossip. And may you always forget the password to your burner accounts.
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Yul has evolved. No longer the Nollywood Romeo we grew up with. He is now a preacher, a life coach, a motivational dancer, and most recently, a Lotto ambassador. Some people have Jesus. Some have Buddha. Some have crystals. But for a growing number of Nigerians, especially those who’ve given up on societal expectations, Yulism is the new religion.
Tenets of Yulism include:
- Dance in the face of criticism.
- Marry whoever brings you joy, even if the internet weeps.
- Cash out when the deal comes—morality is not a prerequisite for endorsements.
- If the vibes are off, leave the first wife.
- Preach on Facebook. Live your truth. Repeat.
This gospel is spreading, whether you like it or not. And every TikTok duet of Yul and Judy’s dance video is a verse in this emerging canon.
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You see, in metaphysical terms, death is not always a punishment. Sometimes, it is a relief. And in the great halls of the spirit world, there are certain vibrations that unlock release from suffering. The dance video from Yul and Judy is one such vibration. A rhythm so potent that it bypasses chemotherapy and ignores ancestral curses.
Think about it: what medicine could not do, Yul’s dance did in 45 seconds.
People who had been in coma for days suddenly smiled and flatlined with peace. Children in ICUs reached for invisible drums. Elders with oxygen masks began nodding rhythmically. Morticians reported bodies twitching to the beat. Nurses wept tears of joy, saying, “At least now we have beds for new patients.”
Truly, Yul and Judy have done what governments failed to do—decongest our hospitals with rhythm and swag.
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To all those who celebrated the WinbigIotto deal with joy in their hearts, may heaven endorse your hustle. May you never lack data to stream joy. May endorsement deals locate you and your entire generation. You saw two people being themselves and you chose laughter over judgment. May God judge your enemies with mercy, just like Yul judges dance competitions—with spontaneity and confusion.
Those who celebrated are the real MVPs. You understood that in this life, peace of mind is more important than peace accord. That being yourself is worth more than being liked by everyone. That drama plus consistency equals virality, and virality equals bag.
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Years from now, historians will not talk about 2024’s political debates or economic crises. No. They will study the “Dance of Winbig Deliverance” as a cultural shift. Professors will debate the steps. Pastors will cast and bind the energy. But the real ones will know—it was never about choreography. It was about intent.
Yul and Judy, in one video, taught us that:
- Joy is resistance.
- Shame is a tool of the weak.
- Haters will always talk, so you might as well dance.
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If you’re reading this from the land of the dead—yes, you who kpai-ed after watching Yul and Judy—please know that you did not die in vain. You died in style. You died with rhythm. You died with a smile on your face. What greater way to exit than under the influence of a viral dance video?
Wherever your soul is—be it under a mango tree in your village or in traffic on Third Mainland Bridge in the afterlife—remember to toast to Yul and Judy every time you hear drums.
Love them or hate them, you cannot ignore Yul and Judy. They are forces of nature. They are the drama you didn’t know you needed. They are the healing you didn’t request. They are premium content in a world of recycled narratives.
And so I say it loud and clear: if their dance steps helped you to finally give up the ghost, praise them in the afterlife. If you’re still alive, rejoice and be glad. And if you’re among the haters, please check your blood pressure—joy overdose is fatal to the bitter.
May your life be full of legwork, laughter, and Lotto wins.
Long live the couple.
Long live their hustle.
Long live dance-induced deliverance.
They are joy givers on this space. Those who hâtë them for one reason or the other are accurs£d feIIows.
To show you how compassionate they are, they gave out a beautiful dance steps to help quicken the d£ath of those admitted in various hospitals due to the mega million Naira Endorsement deal Yul signed yesterday with WinbigIotto.If you have been in a situation whereby all hope are lost, both traditional and scientific medicine has failed, doctors including the nurses checks on your room to know if you have passed but unfortunately you are still breathing and suddenly, someone volunteer to help you kpai quickly to avoid further suffering, you and your relations must be grateful to such individual for volunteering to help you d!e instead of remaining aIive and pun!shing both the medical staff and your people.If Yul and Judy’s dance steps helped you to finally gave up the gh0st wherever you were admitted, wherever your souI is, just be praising Yul and Judy. If you have access to Facebook in the land of the d£ad, please make an apprection post and shower encomiums on this beautiful couple that helped you kpai quickly thereby saving you from furthersuffer!ng.And to all those who rejoiced and are still rejoicing with Yul and Judy for the endorsement contract he signed with WinbigIotto , may God bless you all.
